That's Right, Good Job, Eat It

eight years ago, i reunited with my first love, who had unilaterally broken up with me and disappeared. now, i love her too much to hate her, and i declared that i would do anything to start over with her. however… “i don't like unattractive guys.” an unexpected twist in the scenario?! in order to meet the girl i love, i must literally become her pet human(?) and say, “make me your dog.”